Flow of Madness

This is awesome. This is a review written like Alex Arnold. I hope you enjoy he has some really good thoughts. 

So…yeah…my name is Alex Arnold and I play Rich………Hardbeck from Skins Series 6. This is like my review…init? 

Rich is…in this episode…we will like see him in a bit. In a bit. The episode begins with Franky…like getting rid of…avoiding…a twat by saying she has like a sealed vagina. Which is a bit weird init? A SEALED vagina…smooooooooooth. Right hipster wanker band plays… 

Franky steals a bike…. that’s my bike! Wait…no…it’s not. It’s a bit shit. 

Nick and Franky are like in Franky’s room…and Nick…is like staring. He does that. 

Matty is dirty…like when is he going to realize? Franky put his ass in a body bag and he got dumped…explains the dirt.. d’you know what I mean? 

Okay so like a bunch of shit happens…and people say stuff… WILL! Wait.. where did Will go? He was just…fucking….there….oh there he is at rave like thing. 

More stuff happens….and things. Stuff keeps happening. Nick has sex…awkward. Franky like sees the girl…I think she needs a biscuit d’you know what I mean? 

Nick goes to that like guy and he wants more money…not fair init? Goes to club…stuff happens like…all the time…oh Rich…me.. Weird. Mini being mean or something. Nick like freaking out or something. 

Stuff happens again. Dakota and Sean…have sex. Awkward. Matty still like not accepting the body bag. He’s in it… 

So yeah… that’s the episode init? Stuff and things…Nick’s purple jacket…is going places. 

Cheers.