Here is Series 6 Episode 7 “Alo” told from Awkward Alex Arnold’s point of view. He has some really interesting insights.
Hi…my name is Alex Arnold and I play Rich…Hardbeck. Tis’ the review of Alo Creevey. Did I use it? Right? Tis’? Fuck it.
Movements n’ things. It’s a party init? Costume was quite cool…got a sword…and like a necklace of baby heads… Pirate baby killer argh. Not…piratey enough…d’you know what I mean?
I hate to like give up the ending so early…but like well Poppy is a bit ..young like. Gets Alo in a bit of like trouble. Rich was like an accessory to the like crime. So Rich is pedophile by proxy. A bit weird. More of that. In a bit. In a bit, yeah.
Mini and Alo are tense n’ things. Need like choklit to like calm…mellow out.
Alo manages to like get Poppy back in his rape van to like take her to her home. Creeper or creper. Now..I’m hungry for them like crepe things. Not creep things. Awkward init?
Alo gets like a bit smarter…ditches the rape van for like a rape tractor. Like rape vans are too fucking mainstream anyway d’you know what I mean? …takes the girl..to the wood…do frolic and things.
Dancing. I don’t know what’s happening…like…dancing…moving…strange…stuff. I know too much about that fucker Will Merrick. Sex scene …moans n’ things. With ponies…stuff animals and shit. Like my bedroom, really.
Poppy is 13. Awkward init? A bit against the law init?
I almost missed the couch when I fucking jumped it like that. Oh well. Will really is my life partner…still waiting on those fucking like waffles he makes.
Alo goes and like parties with 13 year old girls. Awkward and things….also illegal and even more things.
I love electro-pop and prison. I’m a sloth.
Shit happens. Mini and like a pen…subtle penis joke…somewhere in there…I’m sure.
Alo gets arrested. Like I don’t think his heart was in the escape really. Weak at like best.
Alo sweats. Dough Oggies. Rich bails. Pinting.
Alo…can’t find his balls… Rich has too big of balls. I…not sure about mine.
Alo… sleeps in a play ground…like…grown up place to sleep really.
Stuff. Talking. Things. Yelling. Mumbling. Climbing (stole that from Rich…fucker). Devoting of love language? Wait. Declarations of love. Love devoting language. Falling out of closets..there’s a metaphor in there…like somewhere.
Alo gets in like an awkward family fight. He’s a sloth. Gets beat on…like..hard.
Mini and Alo have like a moment in the barn. Technology. Self cock blocking. Mini leaves and shit.
So yeah…that’s all. Yeah.