Alright back by popular demand Awkward Alex Arnold is back to let us know what he thought about today’s episode…he has some good thoughts…and even better sentence structures.
(this is me being Awkward Alex just sayin’)
Hi….hello…this is Alex Arnold and I play Rich…Hardbeck. It’s a review init?
Begins with like grown ups like Doug and Josie and …sweetcheeks scaring …putting fear into…kids…about grades and shit. “balls it up” or “fuck it up” or “sweetcheeks it up”….sweetcheeks it up. Don’t wanna “sweetcheeks it up on my exams” d’you know want I mean?…I fucking don’t.
Then like party and shit. Drinking and things. Liv is sober, obviously. She stumbles outside and lights herself a cigg….sees Jess Sula….freaks out. Like Jess Has that effect on people…cigg killer…
Liv while like avoiding sex sounds watches like Grace. There’s a gay joke in there…somewhere…I’m sure. Watches like Grace…on the bed like…jumping…Rich is like off screen…ummm…doing things…great things…messy things… Talking about finger painting, obviously.
Liv like territorial or some shit. Liv sober, obviously. Like people say…don’t drink alone…like best company…when you do.. like. Morons. I’m a drunk sloth.
Maude is epic. She speaks to sloths.
Liv has like pains again. Aliens, I suspect. It’s coming from like the inside. Growing…nasty.She should get that checked…before it destroys mankind or some shit.
Maude and dying or some shit. Something about tampons…Will Merrick would understand.
Doug brilliant. Liv goes to get the like Alien checked out. But freaks out. Alien brain control.
Franky and Liv like fight and shit. Mini doesn’t say shit and shit. Like girls are like out of…control like. Crazy init?
Rich is studying and shit. Liv talks dirty… Gets mad and shit. Rich is like “WHAT THE FUCK? Chill your…shit?”
Liv goes to check like alien…closed. Fuckers.
Liv and Mini like on the phone like. “No more secrets.” That reminds me of…like… the difference between a secret and like a surprise. A surprise is like a good thing…and a secret…is something a pedophile would like ask you to keep, yeah? Or fuck… or is it…that the pedophile…tells you there’s a surprise….and then asks you to like keep a secret? Something about Peedos and surprises and secrets…yeah. That wasn’t funny…
Fucking hippies. Just kidding. Hippies fucking. GRACE! Hippies like not fucking Grace.
Alex and Matty naked. Scary. Well half scary. Half hairy. D’you know what I mean?
Liv takes Matty like to Frank and Mini. Good idea, obviously. Fights and shit. Screaming and shit. Bad shit and things.
Finally goes to the alien doctor…like not real and shit She was dreaming it. No aliens.
In a car. Like…yeah. Grace’s grave. Dance moves man….like I did those. All me. Sorry.
That’s it…yeah…so yeah. That’s all I’m gonna say.