Flow of Madness

This is Awkward Alex’s review of the 9th episode of Series 6. 

It’s…interesting. 

(by the way totally not really Awkward Alex Arnold…but I imagine he would say these things.) 

Hi…hello…I’m Alex Arnold and I play Rich….Hardbeck…on Skins…Series Six…

So this is the “Mini and Franky” episode and like these are my thoughts or sumit. 

Franky…is like fetishes hands. Like…her episode..she was all up on her like blood hand…this episode…hand and light and shit. 

Mini and Franky under the covers…gay joke somewhere in there… 

Mini is pregnant and shit. Franky says like she swallowed half a goat…awkward. Like how does she know? Half a goat…not a whole? Not a third? Half…like…yeah. 

Like…difference…between women and men. Women wear “blow me” like knickers it’s cute or something. Guys wear “blow me” underwear…and we’re like dicks. Massive dicks. Massively dickish. 

Matty like escaped the body bag…Franky duct tape that shit. 

Mini is ill and shit. Matty and Franky are fighting and things. Mini at hospital…

Me as a Doctor like. I would be that doctor…if I were a doctor…like…yeah. That’s all I’m sayin’ 

Alo…throws up…it’s awkward…so awkward…yet so funny. Dick. 

Nick and Matty go to blows…d’you know what I mean? Franky does. 

Shit happens. Alo…and Mini. Tears and shit. Alo…needs reproductive health education and shit. 

Nick and Franky tense and things. Nick plays like dirty…don’t he? Take out like threat like by prisoning them. 

Mini’s Mom Adoption. Mini is like “no” and Franky is like “no” and they are like “let’s go” and Mini is like “eights teen mom” and Franky is like “neo-feminist lesbian” like together…they hit the road. Fuck the …penis and shit. Awkward. 

Like…the sink…is a respectable pee option. Eat some choklit…embrace. 

Dancing and pains and shit. 

Franky…is like secretly a cult leader….who steals babies. Yeah. 

Velvet jacket. Fuzzy. 

Rich loves Grace and things. Period. 

Franky…cult like deletion. 

Rain and stuff. Metaphor…for shit? Mini does not drink the kool-aid…punch…vodka…whatever. Back and home and shit. Baby is kept…ginger baby. 

Franky runs…followers will be upset or sumit. No baby…no entering the like golden level…gets you closer to like nirvana or some shit. 

Mini calls Gracey and shit. Like doesn’t get Grace…gets Rich….kidnap. Brought to a barn. Rich may or may not be a part of like the cult too. 

Alo and Mini yucky love shit. Dancing and shit. Stole my moves Merrick. Stole my moves. 

Rich talks to Gracey and shit. Lays down and stuff. He’s a sloth. 

WHAT IN THE FUCK?! Cliffhanger and fuck. 

….later…biscuits and a bath…Merrick’s a wanker.